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1. "The
Cubs don't have to get any better, the other teams
in
the Division just have to get a little worse" --from the Murph & Fred show at
WSCR
2.
They have finally decided to build a privacy fence
around Wrigley field. Apparently what the Cubs
are doing should not be seen in public. --Anonymous
3. "One thing you learn as a Cubs fan: When
you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing
the bottom of the ninth" --Joe Garagiola
4. "Welcome to 'Cubdom', Dusty. That smell from the team isn't roses,
is it? Fertilizer, maybe." - Greg Couch - Sun Times Columnist
5. CUB FEVER -- CATCH IT ........ AND DIE!
6. "There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more
fielding and more hitting couldn't help" --Bill Buckner
7. "I'd
rather my sister become a prostitute than my brother
become a Cub fan." --Anonymous
8. "What are the cruelest 2 words you can
say to a Cub fan? .... PLAY BALL!!" --Dale Hutton
9. "They
were teasing all along, from early April to late
September. Next time, they can swoon in June (on
the 2001 season). It's much easier to swallow." --Jay
Moriotti. Sun-Times columnist
10. "It
is tempting to say, that, ultimately, what the
Cubs accomplished this postseason was nothing more
than giving every White Sox fan in the world the
easiest Halloween costume they'll ever have: green
turtleneck, black sweatshirt, Cubs hat, headphones,
Coke-bottle glasses" --Phil Arvia, Daily Southtown:
10/16/03
RETIRED
QUOTES
"It's
hard to put you finger on it. You have to have a
certain dullness of mind and spirit to play
here. I went through
psychoanalysis and that helped me deal with my Cubness." --Jim
Brosnan, former Cubs pitcher
"If
I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic." --Whitey
Herzog
"85%
of the world works for a living. The other 15 come
out here to day baseball. It's a playground for
the C@ck$uckers."
-- Former Cubs manager Lee Elia on the fans at Wrigley
Field
"The
Cubs were taking batting practice and the pitching
machine
threw a no-hitter" --Radio deejay
"The
Chicago Cubs are like Rush street. Alot of singles
but no action." -Joe Garagiola
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